It's such a nice day out today. Summer has finally hit Vancouver, the sun is shining bright and hot today. I know everyone in Vancouver is out enjoying the day but it has drained me. I have been zapped of all my energy. I am hot and tired and feel like shit. I want to be a turtle today, hide in my shell and bury myself in the mud where it is nice and cool. Is it too much to ask for a freak snow storm right about now? I would gladly shovel ten feet of snow to escape this heat. I think I am going to move to the arctic. It's decided I am moving to Pond Inlet, Nunavut, Canada. It's a nice 8 degrees Celsius today. I can go play with the Polar Bears. I know I will look like a fool running around in a hoodie, shorts and my Crocs but I don't care. I give all the credit in the world to all the people who live in hot climates. How the hell you get your ass out of bed everyday and function is beyond me. Crap it will cost $2 145.50 to get to Pond Inlet. I guess the freezer at work will have to do for now.
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